A D O B E . N O B O D Y

Hmm. I found these photos taken the other week when "the Weegie girls came fur a wee visit". They're off one of those websites of pictures of people on nights out which are then retouched to make everyone look glamourous and like they're having so much fun.
However this one is run by people who have very little knowledge of photoshop. I like the first image, mm very creative, sadly it was probably a lucky mistake on the photographers part. But what the FUCK have you idiots done to my face in the second image!? There are lumps growing out the sides of my mouth.
Am I about to grow tusks?