O B S E S S E D

I can't stop trawling through ebay for old Gucci mules. I'm watching about 11 different pairs and had so far bidded on 4. For two summers in a row I have longed to trot around in these. I may just end up just going to Profile and blowing £200.

A L L . T H A T . G L I T T E R S

...Is glitter polish and Chanel logos.

C H A N E L . M O O N S

H A W T

Why I want to draw any attention to my half naked body is beyond my understanding. I do not have a beach bikini body but I do love these 90's esque numbers. From Dalston's finest clothing outlet, Peacocks, at a mere £12 each. Sadly I fear all Dalston's trendy minnies are gonna be wearing this down London Fields Lido as well. Avoid a double up disaster and buy a real 90's underwater outfit from Beyond Retro on Cheshire Street. Total 'Saved by the Bell' chic!

C A K E D

£1 cupcakes down Brick Lane with Miss Ola.

Pistachio & peach, Vegan chocolate and almond, Cookies and cream.

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E L O U I S E

Did my mate, Elouise's nails this morning. She's named after the song 'Elouise' by, my faves, The Damned. I say 'this morning' but it took me about 3 hours to finish these bad boys. I've recognised my weakness as gluing myself to other people. I need some brush on glue.

'LA baby!' before I cipped them down to size, obviously.
After. The finished thing and all painted.

M I X . I T . U P

Trying out marbled nails. Essie and Revlon worked well for this.

C H A R

I N S P O

Getting very excited about a project I'm working on.

B L I N G

Speaking of nails... HELLO!

Bijules NYC Nail Ring

N A I L E D . I T

For the fortunate few who aren't constantly getting an earful about my part time further education here it is. I've recently started a course in Nail Technology. I have become totally obsessed to the point where a starving Jess shan't buy a tin of beans and a loaf of bread, oh no, she'll buy a Barry M nail polish instead.

I'd rather have talons than nourishment baby.

PS If anyone wants a set of free acrylics and a little nail art then hit me up.

All pics are my nails, some done by WAH most by me.

L E G . I T

P A R I S

Berko. Best fucking cheesecake ever!

T R Y . I T . D O N T. B U Y . I T

I'm a serial 'tryer-onner' I just can't part with the cash, shame cause some of these garms are lush. However housing benefits? Yes. Topshop benefits? NO!

Topshop
Josh Goot

H&M


River Island

Zara



American Apparel