F O O D

1. Poaching an egg that had a double yoke.
2. The finished poached egg with home made hollandaise and steamed asparagus.
3. Greasy platter at the bowling lanes, staff night out.
4. Old authentic East end caff.
5. Worst coffee ever mind.
6. Swiss museli.
7. Kookybakes cup cakes (http://www.kookybakes.com/)
8. Porn Star Martini. Passion fruit with a shot of prosecco.
9. Deliverance Sumo Sushi, cause I'm lazy like that.

I . A L S O . W A N T

I want doesn't get, I know this only too well.

Buckle Desert Boot

Dolly Sandal

N U . Y O I K

Mark McNairy, $195.

E . B A Y . Z O O

Looking at bikes on Ebay and noticed some stray characters in the background. Now, do these bicycles belong to these guys and they've just enlisted help with someone with opposable thumbs to take the pictures...? I'd like to think so.

M E O W

Turkish Vogue

P E R U

I miss you

I . W A N T . . .

It's as simple as that...

G O O G L E . G A L A X Y

Makes me smile every time I open a new page.

R E P E A T . O F F E N D E R

Princess Beatrice and her irritating compulsion to put 'stuff' on her head summed up in pictures. They are not hats, these are catastrophes of a global level strapped to her cranium. Some sort of intervention is needed. Get me Kofi Annan on the blower A-SAP

So let's start with her latest, and perhaps most famous 'hatccident'. It looks like a deer head mount usually found on the walls of old castles or American log cabins, but surely with those teeth the hat should be wearing her and not the other way around?*

*Tad harsh, I admit.

This monochrome flying saucer looks ready for take off.


Powder blue is a gorgeous colour against her chestnut tresses however a blue bird of paradise that looks like the cat's been at it is not.

The point of a fascinator is that it's supposed to be 'fastened' to your head, not floating mysteriously next to it.

"Slate this in Heat Magazine and I'll dash you down'



It's just too big to be a beret, init?

Oh for fucks sake!

"Oh nah nah, what's one's name?"

Another feathery-fail.

Stay out of the garden, Bea.

Been hanging out with Alice and big talking rabbit eh?

V . V

This is the gorgeous Jasmin from Vintage Vandalizim. Amazing personal style wrapped round her 40's pin-up curves makes for addictive blog following. New role model alert.

S M O K E Y . R O L L S

New collection by Smokey Rolls in collaboration with that pretty blonde one from 4th and Bleeker. My faves below.

P E R S O L

A present from Milano Airport duty free. There are perks to others business trips.

S U N

I can feel my mother turning in her sleep due to all the 70's posts. She takes every possible opportunity to inform me how 'in bad taste' her youth was, apart from punk (she takes great pride in regaling me with the story of seeing the cover of NME in the 80's and soon after sticking safety pins in her ears). Yes polyester and Vesta meals it may have been Mummy, but it was also about awesome Californian tan lines and Farrah Fawcett's hair! Anyway it's time to hit the tanning booths in your bikini!

Tom Ford celebrating tan lines in his eye wear campaign.




70's tanlines

L I N D A . 2

I'm a big Linda Ronstadt fan and posted about her last year here. Hoop earrings and no shoes are the way forward. No shoes are the new shoes.