So let's start with her latest, and perhaps most famous 'hatccident'. It looks like a deer head mount usually found on the walls of old castles or American log cabins, but surely with those teeth the hat should be wearing her and not the other way around?*
This monochrome flying saucer looks ready for take off.
Powder blue is a gorgeous colour against her chestnut tresses however a blue bird of paradise that looks like the cat's been at it is not.
The point of a fascinator is that it's supposed to be 'fastened' to your head, not floating mysteriously next to it.
"Slate this in Heat Magazine and I'll dash you down'
It's just too big to be a beret, init?
Oh for fucks sake!
"Oh nah nah, what's one's name?"
Stay out of the garden, Bea.
Been hanging out with Alice and big talking rabbit eh?