E Y E . P A D S

I need to invest in some 'hater-blockers'.

Vintage Cazals from Zone7Style
The PO0714SM Steve McQueen sunglasses in black by Persol
Spitfire clip on sunglasses available from Oak NYC

Daddy B sunglasses by Oliver Peoples

H A W T

Is the great British mythical summer upon us? I can't quite tell but while the sun is out, so are our white bits. The FOX short by Orlebar Brown £105. I don't think there is a woman alive who has a cellulite percentage low enough to wear these. However I'm sure some will try. I do love them though.

My favourite colours being the Olive and Fuchsia. Each offering a parallel universe of of different outfit combinations yet are quintessentially the same garment.

S H O E . H O R N

I want to be a cart horse, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop.

All shoes from nelly.com mind you it's a Scandinavian website so unless you speak danish, dutch swedish or german it might as well all be in latin. I'm still trying to work out where my 'basket' is. Good luck!

I N G E

Photographer - Greg Davenport
Stylist - Jess Runciman
Hair & Make-Up - Katie Coward
Model - Inge

H O W . G O O D

...is this!?

T U M B L R

New website

http://jessrunciman.tumblr.com
http://jessrunciman.tumblr.com
http://jessrunciman.tumblr.com

W I S H . L I S T

A Q U A . I N . E S S E X

Everyone knows that deep down I have a bit of an 'Essex gerl' in me, how this has manifested in a girl from Glasgow is a mystery, perhaps it's our cultures shared love of vajazzle grazing skirt lengths and white high heels. While watching The Only Way is Essex on Wednesday I couldn't help but notice Lydia wearing an Aqua Couture dress, ever the Queen of ASOS I am. I love Lydia's approach to clothes, she tries so hard not to dress like a stereotypical Essex girl and gives us something else to concentrate on rather than massive orange boobs and lots of sewn on crystals. Her dress is by Aqua Couture and is available on ASOS.

Y E A H . J A K K I

I never did post this up. This was I shoot I did for Pygmalion. It's not often you see Jakki Degg in such attire but she can rock just about anything.

Photography - Sonia Melot
Art Direction - Vincent Levy
Styling & Nails - Me
Make-up - Rhea Le Riche
Hair - Kim Roy

S C R U F F . C R U S H

I love all the new clean trends, white tailorings, linear colour blocking, the new modernity but I can't help my biological genetic make up. I'm a scruffy cow.

Scruff-chic by the Olsen's. I could never get sick of these girls.
Over sized cape coat, pencil skirt and baggy jumper, I love the fluidity of the outfit. Powder blue and sunflower yellow.My absolute favourite... leather and texture coat, head to toe back and beaten up chelsea boots. (This is actually an average small bottle of Evian we can see MK clutching in her paw just to give you a ratio to ratio idea of how tiny these girls are. It's like holding a penny beside Thumbalina in her mugshot.) All images from Olsen Anonymous.

S H O P P I N G . L I S T

S P R I N G

G U T T E D

I cannot find this anywhere in my size. I missed out big time on this one. Huf Hooded Cruiser Jacket SS10. RIP

N E W . B L I N G

S K I L L S

Trying to make a cheese toastie at 3am while pissed and fighting with a boy results in multiple lacerations. The new bread knife is fucking sharp.

J . J

Essex born n' bread Jessie J being spotted everywhere looking absolutely amazing in these pictures. Rumour has it she doesn't have a stylist but has a shopper instead.

W H A T . Y O U . M A D E . O F ?

Ethical and fair trade jewellery produced in Africa. Prices range from £10 to £110. Buy online from Made or in Topshop

E S S E X . G I R L

I am not ashamed to admit how much I love The Only Way is Essex. It is my inspiration when I can't be bothered to paint my nails or make an excuse not to wear heels in the day time. Would these girls? No, so I certainly won't! So they don't get invited to London Fashion Week, so what, they'll just make up their own. Shut up!