O B S E S S E D

I can't stop trawling through ebay for old Gucci mules. I'm watching about 11 different pairs and had so far bidded on 4. For two summers in a row I have longed to trot around in these. I may just end up just going to Profile and blowing £200.

A L L . T H A T . G L I T T E R S

...Is glitter polish and Chanel logos.

C H A N E L . M O O N S

H A W T

Why I want to draw any attention to my half naked body is beyond my understanding. I do not have a beach bikini body but I do love these 90's esque numbers. From Dalston's finest clothing outlet, Peacocks, at a mere £12 each. Sadly I fear all Dalston's trendy minnies are gonna be wearing this down London Fields Lido as well. Avoid a double up disaster and buy a real 90's underwater outfit from Beyond Retro on Cheshire Street. Total 'Saved by the Bell' chic!

C A K E D

£1 cupcakes down Brick Lane with Miss Ola.

Pistachio & peach, Vegan chocolate and almond, Cookies and cream.

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E L O U I S E

Did my mate, Elouise's nails this morning. She's named after the song 'Elouise' by, my faves, The Damned. I say 'this morning' but it took me about 3 hours to finish these bad boys. I've recognised my weakness as gluing myself to other people. I need some brush on glue.

'LA baby!' before I cipped them down to size, obviously.
After. The finished thing and all painted.

M I X . I T . U P

Trying out marbled nails. Essie and Revlon worked well for this.

C H A R

I N S P O

Getting very excited about a project I'm working on.

B L I N G

Speaking of nails... HELLO!

Bijules NYC Nail Ring

N A I L E D . I T

For the fortunate few who aren't constantly getting an earful about my part time further education here it is. I've recently started a course in Nail Technology. I have become totally obsessed to the point where a starving Jess shan't buy a tin of beans and a loaf of bread, oh no, she'll buy a Barry M nail polish instead.

I'd rather have talons than nourishment baby.

PS If anyone wants a set of free acrylics and a little nail art then hit me up.

All pics are my nails, some done by WAH most by me.

L E G . I T

P A R I S

Berko. Best fucking cheesecake ever!

T R Y . I T . D O N T. B U Y . I T

I'm a serial 'tryer-onner' I just can't part with the cash, shame cause some of these garms are lush. However housing benefits? Yes. Topshop benefits? NO!

Topshop
Josh Goot

H&M


River Island

Zara



American Apparel

O H . D E A R

Stuff...

Last Week I...

fell in love with a Mulberry bag
bought a nail art kit from poundland
threw out so many old clothes
took off my Chanel nail transfers
made fennel gazpacho soup
and listened to womans hour everyday.

This Week I've...

ate a lot of Kraft cheesy pasta washed down with Buckfast
cut up my friends new dress
painted my nails Barbie pink
fallen asleep on public transport
but managed to do some pratical course work, nice!

C R Y S T A L . C L E A R

Crystal Renn